<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7691771462662677486</id><updated>2011-04-21T12:50:30.183-07:00</updated><category term='Life Tilt'/><title type='text'>Blogging Life, Under Protest</title><subtitle type='html'>General all-purpose mostly content-free vent blog</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thef5key.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7691771462662677486/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thef5key.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>F5</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01390773559306181823</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7691771462662677486.post-5210112250669293039</id><published>2009-03-24T07:01:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-24T07:07:04.659-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Life Tilt'/><title type='text'>Life Tilt:  Keyword Verification</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;I have other blogs.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;I hate mixing messages on those other blogs.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Therefore it's time for a blog with absolutely no theme or purpose.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Go.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;An ongoing theme around here is likely to be "why does everything have to be so freaking hard?".   In today's segment, I give you the keyword verification feature.  Any time you sign up for something on the internet *ahem*Blogger*ahem* you're asked to type in a graphically displayed piece of text.  The thing is, between the twisting and overlapping and lines and stuff the "text" is virtually impossible to read!  Are graphics-scanning text bots really that sophisticated that you need to manipulate the hell out of whatever it is you want me to read and type in?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Goddamned life.  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7691771462662677486-5210112250669293039?l=thef5key.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://thef5key.blogspot.com/feeds/5210112250669293039/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://thef5key.blogspot.com/2009/03/life-tilt-keyword-verification.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7691771462662677486/posts/default/5210112250669293039'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7691771462662677486/posts/default/5210112250669293039'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://thef5key.blogspot.com/2009/03/life-tilt-keyword-verification.html' title='Life Tilt:  Keyword Verification'/><author><name>F5</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01390773559306181823</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
